I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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