oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
My life is pants optional.
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