People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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