Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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