Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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