Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
