If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So many bounce houses so little time
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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