we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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