they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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