that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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