Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
