Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
