Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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