You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My friends, they love my intelligence
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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