worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
third nipple confirmed
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
is that a dick in a sweater?
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