Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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