who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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