This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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