Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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