doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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