So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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