i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i will never coherently bang her
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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