Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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