oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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