thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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