so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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