If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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