Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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