I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He felt like a one man threesome
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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