Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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