ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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