Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Do plants get herpes?
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