hell yes lets make some ravioli
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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