There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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