So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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