is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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