I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize