There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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