Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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