no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I want to make a zoo with you.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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