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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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