Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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