yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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