office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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