i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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