every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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