Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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