Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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