New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My ass is underappreciated
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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