Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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