I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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