Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just had sex bonerless
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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