That's intense
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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