Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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