I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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