Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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