i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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