Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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