so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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