im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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